ALOK means A Lot Of Kanyadaans

Kahin to hai Sapna, aur kahin yaad

Kahin to hai seere…Kahin fariyaad

Palchhin palchhin tere mere jeevan ki yehi buniyaad…yehi buniyaad…

Remember these lines? These are lines from title song of very famous TV serial BUNIYAAD,  aired on DD National during  1986-87, a master-piece from Ramesh Sippy. Buniyaad was famous because of two reasons – ‘India’s partition after 1947’ and Freedom fighter Haveliram depicted by ‘Alok Nath Jha’.

Yes!! Alok Nath, who has done more than 130 movies and around 15 TV serials, has again become talk of the town. Born in Mumbai, he started working with Kitply in 1973. Due to his interest and commitments in films, he left Kitply in 1995. He has done many different roles in movies but the most famous one’s are as “Sankari father – babuji” or “Kakaji” or "Samdhiji". Taking these roles into account, recently we have experienced a flood of “Sankari Jokes” on Twitter, FB and Whatsapp. This is not the first time. We have also seen Rajnikanth, Sir Ravindra Jadeja and ACP Pradyumn (from CID) being victim of such flood. But this time, it’s different!

What do you think?

Can Alok Nath become next Rajnisir? I don’t think so, mind it!!

Veteran Actor Alok Nath (Photo taken from Wikipedia)

Let’s enjoy some of the most hilarious posts/tweets related to Alok Nathji:

• AN has Android version 4.5 called Motichur ke laddoo.
• AN decorates Tulsi plants for Christmas.
• On his 18^th birthday, AN threw bachelor’s aarti.
• According to Hindu Marriage Act, a girl cannot marry if AN disapproves.
• AN removes his slippers before playing TempleRun and distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level.
• AN only saw this season of Big Boss. Kyunki Big Boss saath 7 hai
• AN’s morning tea is made with Gangajal.
• Ye ANji ke sanskaro ka hi asar he ki unke ghar ka cooker bhi seeti nahi maarta.
• Salman Khan is still a virgin because of the sanskaar given by AN in Maine Pyaar Kiya.
• Many would…. Party all night Party all night, We do party all night!
  AN would.. Aarti all night Aarti all night, We do Aarti all night!
• When AN was born, the doctor said, “Badhaai ho, babuji huwe hain!”
• When AN decides to get modern he wears dhotis with zips.
• AN was the first person to call Parle as Parle-G!
• AlokNath ne 1 baar tootate taare ko dekhke beti ki bidaai maang li.
• When AN caught a thief…..he took him to “Mata ki chowkie” instead of “Police chowkie”!
• When AN parties, it means tea party.
• Anoop Jalota is AN’s yo yo honey singh!
• AN walks slowly. Because Babuji dheere chalna....
• Rajnikanth once taught Moral Education in Primary School , Yes AN was in that class.
• AN only has roti made by Ashirwaad Aata.
• When you type AN on Google search, "I'm feeling Lucky" changes to "I'm feeling Sanskari"
• AN does not like pizzas.. because it has 6 or more divisions.
• AN holds the record for most number of kanyadaan by a human being..!!!
• When AN is Out Of Reach On His Phone Call It Says " Jis Upbhokta Ko aap call karna chahte Hai Wo Abhi Havan Kar Rahe Hai”
• AN smokes agarbattis
• AN's wildest fantasies involve a harmonium and Reema Lagoo.
• For AN, Ram chahe Leela chahe Leela chahe Ram is a bhajan.
• AN once blessed wheat farms and now we have Aashirwaad atta.
• AN snorts Agarbatti ash at rave parties.
• AN believes the F in FTV stands for Family!
• AN carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks.
• AN is father to so many betas and betis that when his family decides to go on vacation they book a train.
• In school days, AN bunked a lecture to attend his daughter's wedding.
• The only two wars AN has seen in his life are Haridwar and Pariwar.
• "'Mujhe betiyon ka babuji banna hai' – said by AN when teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
• Shashtra kehte hain ki Subah Uthkar Babu Ji ke pair chhoone chahiye. Isiliye AN Ji subah uthkar khud ke pair chhoote hain.
• AN's CV Degree : MBA in Kanyaadan Skills : Sanskaar Experience : 100998098809 kanyadans done Hobby : Giving Ashirwaad
• AN's favourite sport is football...because of family members Kaka, Mata and Nani.
• AN ji uses "Gaumutra" Gel for Hair Styling
• AN’s phone autocorrects "porn" to "paap" and "rave" to "raam”.
• AN's WhatsApp shows : "Last seen doing Kanyadaan at"
• AN has Zero friends bcoz he always turns 'Dosti into Rishtedaari'.
• AN dono haath jod k gidgidate hue paida hue the.
• AN goes to a night club  and removes chappals outside.
• AN exam mein bina kuch likhe aagaye kyunki woh teacher ko jawab dena thik nahi mante the.
• AN ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya that uss din ke baad the exam is called IIT-JEE.
• AN is so sanskari that he went to vrindavan for his honeymoon.
• AN is founder of “Arranged marriage”
• AN takes ganga-jal shots and sprays gau-mutra instead of deodorant.
• Salman’s most sanakari role was in baghban, because his name was Alok
• AN goes to strip club and donates clothes.
• AN went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelor's party that too with his family.
• Inspired with Coffee with Karan, AN started Sankar with Alok.
• AN’s pledge says: All Indians are my samdhi and samdhans.
• AN did kanyadan of  queen Elizabeth  that’s why she took bidaai from India.
• While you are reading this blog, AN has done 10 kanyadaans….Hahaha!